You were right. It hurts to walk today.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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