You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Mom said you looked used
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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