Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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