I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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