how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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