very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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