I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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