a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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