How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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