Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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