I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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