A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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