So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
there is glitter all over my balls
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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