guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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