just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Every concussion has its silver lining
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
When are your genitals available?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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