if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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