worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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