Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i came on her dog
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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