'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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You. Win. At. Life.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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