Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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