You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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