i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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