It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
The struggles of a small town man whore
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
