I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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