Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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