I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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