i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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