we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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