she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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