Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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