what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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