Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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