I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The adults are the big ones right?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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