I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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