i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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