after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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