The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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