she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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