i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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