he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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