How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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