you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
