We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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