I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
