In the future we'll all be gay
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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