are you still at the devil's house?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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