is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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