Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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