If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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