I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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