She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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