I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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