the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
