How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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