would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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